Even your sweet side has opinions.
Get a whole-chart reading about what you want, how you react and the contradictions that come with you.
What is Planet Candy?
Planet Candy hits the sweet spot between fun and factual. It’s a personal astrology reading made from your own cosmic recipe, with no vague horoscope filler or sugarcoated fluff. The Candy Scale weighs every part of your chart together, so the reading sounds like you and not like everyone else with your Sun sign. Read the whole thing first, then open any planet, sign or house when you want to see what’s behind it.
It’s your chart, unwrapped. The sweet, the sour, the hard, the soft, and every ingredient that makes up your personal flavor.
Natal Portrait
You’re a lot. Let’s unwrap that.
Sweet exterior? Spicy inner monologue? A soft center with surprisingly firm boundaries? There’s more to your flavor than your Sun sign.
Your Natal Portrait brings your birth chart together into a personal reading of what drives you, what pulls you in different directions, and how those pieces work together. Inside: your strengths, emotional needs, relationship patterns, and the contradictions that make you so unmistakably you.
Self-discovery has layers. Yours come in about ten pages, with the astrology tucked in the back for when you’re curious.
How Do They Feel About Me?
Got a crush? Let’s chew on it.
Some people give you butterflies. Others give you a full-time job interpreting punctuation.
This personalized reading is about how someone may experience you: what could catch their attention, stir up attraction, feel comforting, or get under their skin. By looking at how your chart connects with theirs, it offers a fresh way to consider the impression you might make.
There’s no score and no compatibility percentage, only a clearer picture of how you may come across.
For the person who’s living rent-free in your head, a little cosmic food for thought.
The Roast
Your birth chart, extra toasted.
You came for a little cosmic validation. Your chart brought receipts.
The Roast turns your astrological patterns into a personal serving of affectionate disrespect. Your favorite defense mechanism? On the menu. That charming habit everyone else calls “a whole thing”? Fresh out of the oven.
Expect sharp observations, suspiciously familiar punchlines, and a few moments where laughing feels a lot like being caught.
It’s one page, with no astrology words on it, and it’s best read out loud.
Sugarcoating sold separately.
The Date Picker
Find your sweet spot in time.
You’ve got the big idea. Let’s put a date on it.
Whether you’re saying “I do,” opening your business, or making another meaningful beginning, the Date Picker uses astrology to read the sky for dates that suit what you’re starting. Compare the possibilities, understand the tradeoffs, and find timing that feels worth circling.
You get a short list of days, each with what it offers and what it gives up.
Big plans. Sweet timing.
